I assume that most of you know that I’m 17, and that I try to be as mature as I possibly can [bar the fart jokes, toilet jokes, and sex jokes]. With that in mind, would you think less of me if I said that I thought Disneyland Paris was MINDBLOWING? I’ll admit now that […]

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[CAUTION: EXPLICIT / NSFW LANGUAGE APPEARS IN THE POST BELOW.] [Day 2] The roads of Paris reminded me of a cross between the villages of Spain, and London. The driving conditions, however, reminded me of India. I don’t know what French drivers have for breakfast, but it either makes them super-courageous, or super-blind. Upon returning […]

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Being British, the stereotype of the French being narcissistic,  arrogant, overly-suave buggers has forever been around me, and like many others, I have also joined in with the playful banter about our southern neighbours without actually going to France. So my feelings were slightly mixed when I took up the opportunity to go to Paris for […]

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