After sitting on a train for around an hour, and crossing two giant bodies of water on what can only be considered marvels of engineering [in the form of the Forth Bridge and the Tay Bridge, the latter of which, I found out afterwards, collapsed while a train was on it in the middle of […]

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Yep, that’s right. The latest retard convention is upon us!Here we are again, sitting on our butts, watching people who are APPARENTLY famous try and live together in a heavily controlled environment.In the flock this year, we have one whore, and 10 people who have slept WITH a whore. Namely Katie Price.There is only one […]

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So here we are. This years’ “Men are from mars; women are from venus”- type movie is upon us. The setting for this film is the among wonderful glitz and glamour of the American TV Scene. The male, sex-crazy, chauvinist character in this movie is played by the ever-increasingly-irksome Gerard Butler. Named Mike Chadway, he […]

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